Chinglish

After offending unknowingly yesterday I decided I would take a different tack today. I would go for an easy target...first I thought Merr 'cause ya can't get easier than that but I thought I'd go one step higher and pick on those that have Engrish as a secrond speak type. So hear is sum of my favarwrit Chinglish signs that have been ritten after one two many glasses of bamboo wine and flied lice.